What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!