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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!