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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?