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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!