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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.