Oven Mitt Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window