What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)