Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
Would you pull that crap with a net?
Why aren't you supporting me
Nuts and bolts
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Abortions.
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
All your stuff has been donated to charity