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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?