How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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A tire.

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The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.