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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?