Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.