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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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OKC.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.