How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.