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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.