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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

Removed

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.