One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Made in China.
The first herd shot round the world!
Who wants to know?
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
Because he was screwing around.
LINE IT!
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Waiting for a bus.
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
