One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
You mean across
Basic training.
To get to the other side..
To screw in the lightbulb.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
To get to the other side!
Nun.
Autistic
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Nothing, it never happens.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Stay grounded.
Because he was grounded!