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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?

To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball.

Who is Kate?

WHO IS KATE