Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.