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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood