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Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Good Vision Jokes More Good Vision Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.