Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.