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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.