April Sale - 20% Off

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!