Pin its other hand to the ground.
Because he was sick of chainmail.
A paws!
Jerry's Kids...
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
A baby with a javellin through its head.
In a circle.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because it was grounded.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.