What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.