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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.