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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.