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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.