How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.