How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!