Santa Jaws!
Their balls are only for decoration.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Because he was knotty!
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Because it's Boxing Day!
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
I love Satan
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Grave-y!
A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Chick to chick!
Cross mouse cards!
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
A Wii fit
Santapplause!
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
It's Christmas, Eve.
Knotty Pines.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
My 401k
I don't like sprouts!
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Mooooory Christmas!
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Your Bike
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
They both want tablets for Christmas.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
He felt his presents.
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
A white Christmas.
Most weddings happen in June.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
It's Christmas, Eve!
You owe Eve an O.
A. They really raised Cain.
Police Navidad.
Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!
Two and a half minutes.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
Jesus!
HIYAH!
Sis boom baa Carnac
They saw what happened to the sheep
