A snowfake.
He felt his presents.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
It would've just been "mas".
Noels
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Quit being nosey.
They both have Sandy Claws.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Christmas, Carl
Your T.V.
Cancer.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
The Rice-child was born.
Secret Satan.
YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!
With a Nine Inch Nail.
Hypothermia.
Elf and safety
Because they Marry Christmas!
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
I can see!
One brightly shines...
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because there is no Turkey
He was de-lighted.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
A Headphone
Because he was on the nautilust.
A family.
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
A Pull-it-surprise!
He made them Batman.
It's Christmas, Eve!
There is noel
Lonely.
Let's hang.
Getting a N64 now
Slanta Claus.
Fleas Navidad
Because he's a bad wrapper
Shorts!
All I want for Christmas is yeux
Police Navidad.
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Christmas in July
He was knotty.
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
I need some for tonight.
It's Christmas, Eve.
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
Jungle Bells
No L
Presence.
Very, very hungry.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
WRAP MUSIC!
Nothing - he'll just return it!
Cancer
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
A Merry Christmas to ewe
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
Turkey, apparently.
Michael google.
Your teeth!
A Christmas-Quacker!
Fleece Navidad!
Gifs.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
It was wound up already.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
They are both santa clauses.
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
There's Noel.
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*
A ladder in her stocking!
A phantomime!
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!
Census presents for Christmas!
Platform shoes!
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
Treeson.
Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
A scale letrix!
Yule be happy!
Presence
Replaced
Baaaaaahumbug
Santa Paws!
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
A palm tree
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Banned from the petting zoo...
Arak of lamb
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
Gluten tag!
Bon'nichiwa
Hard work and dedication.
Because he needed one.
