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What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.