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What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!