What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.