It was low hanging fruit.
They both hang out at the Space Bar.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Your spine.
It's elected President.
The moon
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little