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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!