Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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Carbon Dating.

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Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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They are both full of crap.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.