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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls