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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

G String Jokes More G String Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings