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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.