He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
They want to.
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Don't worry, you'll fit right in.
