He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
She was losing interest.
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
A nun with a javelin through her.
