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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.