He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
It takes four years to get an election.
A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Your bike back
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
They couldn't fit.
