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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before