How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst