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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK