How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK