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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK