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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK