How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Eiffel.

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