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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre