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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.