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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.