How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why are americans bad at DotA?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.