How many French people need to defend P...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

How many French people need to defend Paris?