How many French people need to defend P...

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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It's on the front page

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.