How many French people need to defend P...

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto