How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade