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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before