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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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A flat miner

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Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Call in the swat team!