A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
To get to the other side!
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
A voice.
Because he overcame the dark side
A lawyer
He was hammered.
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
