Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Who's there! Buggy! Buggy who?

Buggy Jean is not my lover!