Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Derive, derive, derive!
It's over, man.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Minnow-pause
Because it's soda pressing.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Buggy Jean is not my lover!