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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Who's there! Buggy! Buggy who?

Buggy Jean is not my lover!