Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.