Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

What do you call the Scottish dentist?

Phil McCavity!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

License Plate Jokes More License Plate Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.