Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Law suits!

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Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Paint it, black!

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The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.