Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
Acceptable
Ewe haul.
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
He falls off
When the color of the license plates start to change.
My zipper.
Finnish Goods
Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.
I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
The Steaks are high.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
