License Plate Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Msg Jokes More Msg Jokes

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

888 Jokes More 888 Jokes

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.