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License Plate Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

How many straight men in California does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them