Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

Lmayo ahh

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles