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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.