You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
About 60 pounds.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
I can smell your Kant.
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
He is going to tell you.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
The devil has standards.
Just ice
Wild Twerky!
In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.
They both have algorhythm.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Trapped Under Ice.
Gordan Ramses
