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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!