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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.