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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large