People that would use said word can't read.
Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.
Shoe laces.
They're inbred.
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
They add another coat.
At night, because two feet are added to it.
Garlic
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
The Moo York Times
Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)
Because it's undefined.
A pun!
It goes to Twerk!