Why would they add "twerk" to the dicti...

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Twerk Jokes More Twerk Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?