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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Twerk Jokes More Twerk Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

Twerk