Sleep at night
Because it has two shifts.
Because he got tired.
A Roman Catholic.
From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Because they have two shifts!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
It can be a slippery slope.
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
Trunkquilizers!
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Apricots.
She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
With their eyes shut!
He's resisting a rest!
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Anywhere he wants to.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He got Lemonaids.
Harambae
You're sure to get a little head
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
A rashtag.
Monk beds.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Because her hips won't lie.
Under their covers.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
It was sleeping around.
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
When your kid sleeps in between.
Don't sleep long in it.
Nocturtle
You poke poke poker face
Paddy O'Furniture!
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
A caterpillow.
Bed rock
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
Lazy bones.
Twix.
Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
Aurora boring Alice.
Morgue Attendant
To see how long he slept for.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Slipknot
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
A) NapKin
You rocket.
A stega-snore-us.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
A twix bar
Narnia business.
Sleep in the wardrobe!
They can never get further than the tip!
He looks for the punchline
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
A roamin' numeral.
A roamin' Catholic.*
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
He made a Freudian slip
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
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