Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
With their eyes shut!
He's resisting a rest!
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Anywhere he wants to.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He got Lemonaids.
You're sure to get a little head
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
A rashtag.
Monk beds.
Because her hips won't lie.
Under their covers.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
It was sleeping around.
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Don't sleep long in it.
Nocturtle
You poke poke poker face
Paddy O'Furniture!
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
A caterpillow.
Bed rock
Lazy bones.
Twix.
Aurora boring Alice.
Morgue Attendant
To see how long he slept for.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Slipknot
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Napkin.
You rocket.
A stega-snore-us.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
Me: When are you going to stop
He's already got a Thor Axe.
Because someone stole his thunder
They always fall back on old habits.
Nun
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
By long distance.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
Incase he gets a hole in one
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
