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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.