What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.