Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Should it really be a lightbulb
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A twix bar
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.