Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
One. It's a trick question.
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A twix bar
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
