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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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Bacon

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.