What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!