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What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.