What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot