Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Because he got a hole in one!
Moonwalking
They burn calories.
He lost his porpoise in life.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
He was cross.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
She had no sense of porpoise.
Nothing.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
It's got no Seoul.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
He wanted to double his prophets.
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
