Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Mama Jokes More Mama Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.