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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.