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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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Prolly wanted a cracker!

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A big stinker!

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Look at it in a mirror.

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It's Italian for "suppository".

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Something Italians learn in preschool.

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Their knee grows!

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Old.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.