Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids