Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What is an Eskimos best friend?

Pol ice