Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated