Japanese Girl Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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Get Jokes More Get Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Tentickle Jokes More Tentickle Jokes

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Da Bomb Jokes More Da Bomb Jokes

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.