Japanese Girl Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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Niisan Jokes More Niisan Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What does an onii-chan drive?

A Niisan. *cue rimshot*

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.