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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What is the only bent straight line?

Its One Direction of course.

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.