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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!