Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.