What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Something punny.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.