Favorite Food Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What's a Russian's favorite food?

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What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

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Safari Jokes More Safari Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!