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Favorite Food Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

Safari Animal Jokes More Safari Animal Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Vladimir Poutine Jokes More Vladimir Poutine Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!