Favorite Food Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Vladimir Poutine Jokes More Vladimir Poutine Jokes

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Safari Animal Jokes More Safari Animal Jokes

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...