Favorite Food Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Safari Jokes More Safari Jokes

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Quaker Jokes More Quaker Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture