Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...