Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Quaker Jokes More Quaker Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.