Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.