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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.