Gunman Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise