Gunman Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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What do you call an angry black man?

Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer