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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!