Pool Table Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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Because he was always lost at C!

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles