Pool Table Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Rick O'shay Jokes More Rick O'shay Jokes
Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.