Pool Table Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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Chuck Norris.

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They respawn.

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Because of all the cheetahs

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They though it was Riel funny!

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I think I could pull it off

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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