So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
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If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
A pool table.
Jiggle its balls
Even the pool tables have no balls
Tickle its balls.
Rick O'Shay
You have a shot with a pool table.
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Not even the pool table has balls
Ten-tickles!
He cracked up.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
It'd be a waste of time.
Because people might think you have a stutter.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
Because he lost interest.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
She kept running away from the ball.
The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Aardvarks don't have trunks!