So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
A pool table.
Tickle its balls.
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Aqueous humour.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
Lawsuits.
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Because they know all the short cuts!
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Remove the vowels in his rack.
I rack.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
So that he can sneak up on mice!
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
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