Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls